Yo! I’m looking for long term team members to help me rescue a friend of mine. She’s in trouble. What kind of trouble? That’s what I’m figuring out. But I know she’s in trouble and that it’ll be tough to rescue her. 

From what I’ve gathered she’s being held captive by this really mean bitch. Like scary mean. This chick has resources (she’s corpo). BUT this isn’t just a simple one job. I need people to help me find my friend, figure out exactly how bad her situation is, and extract her. 

Not gonna lie, this might take weeks to months. You’ll be getting paid by the job and by completing any tasks I give you. We might also be taking on other jobs to make money for the con, but that’s all covered in the job contract. Yeah you read that right. A contract. That’s how fucking serious I am. 

If you’re interested, dm me here and I’ll give you an address to meet up. 

Serious inquiries only!!!!!

Oh and I almost forgot! I’m providing housing too. I need a real team on this so if you’re looking for a place to stay, you can stay with me for free if you join me.