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P.S.- The last guy who owned Eye Find was a real stick in the mud. Who filters swears and bans pornography? Some people am I right? Go crazy you freaks!

A Less Than Funny Situation 

I am usually the last person to make a comment like this, but can we talk about The Bozos? I know that in itself is a bit of a taboo subject as it is like those old wizard books. “Don’t say his name” or something like that but seriously, it feels like we are starting to get into a weird situation with those guys. Even just thinking that kinda makes my skin crawl. 

Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Not like corporate spying because we know that happens every day. Not little creatures from the stars either, if you're looking for conspiracy theories then you can go seek out Wheezy. I am talking about that uneasy feeling you get when you're on your way home after a late shift. 

The Bozos have been doing a lot over the past few months. Like is 2077 supposed to be their year or something? Don’t know what I mean? Let me lay it out for you

They started to expand The Circus into the night city sewer system, like a lot. I would not be surprised if during the next city cleaning water jet we find all the drain away tunnels full of shitty make-up and candy floss. When a gang expands in this city, usually other gangs respond. Nobody wants people moving in on their turf. I know the Iron Sights have shot people for less just being near where they want to be but The Bozos have been getting away with making their own little labyrinth down below the city just because nobody else wants to. 

Don’t get me wrong. I am not saying that I am offended by it. I don’t want the sewers, but having them unchecked down there feels like an issue or is that just me? 

Furthermore they had that whole situation when Paradise was flowing through the city as the new hit drug. I know that all linked back to Diamond and most people dropped it when he was dead, but let's not forget that they were synthesizing a version of it themselves. A version that was actively killing people that they pushed into the street through other dealers that literally melted people from the inside out. Like how did we forget THAT of all things. 

And now I am starting to see all these weird graffiti around the city that people like that crazy cat Wheezy are calling aliens and I just think to myself “This has to be connected right?”. It is weird enough that it has to be The Bozos with weird photo meshing paint or some bullshit. 

I would not even bring this up if I was not followed home by one of them. No joke, the entire walk home last night had this weird ass clown following me. He never approached me or did anything, but no matter where I went this freako was following me. I went like a mile out of the way and they still followed me. Eventually I just booked it home to get my shotgun and give him a piece of my mind and then he was just…gone?

I can handle a lot but this is a new level of weird that I am just not on board with. If you have seen anything yourself, drop a message in the chat and lets talk about it. Maybe we can get some answers together

- JustAnotherChoom74

Public Service Announcement

Hello loyal patrons of EyeFind. Over the past little bit I have started to hear people discussing a certain rumor about the site being hacked. I would like to take this time to dismiss these thoughts as nothing but that. Rumors. 

I have personally run a security check on the website’s net architecture to make sure that there is nothing that is intercepting or interfering with web pages and the site is spotless, just like I expected. I run a tight ship here at EyeFind because I know what the reputation of EyeFind is. 

It has and always will be a game of Kingslayer. Whoever kills the previous owners or wins it from them becomes the new owners of EyeFind. People make a shot at us daily to see if they can be the person who takes down EyeFind. They fail each and every time. 

I made a point to view each and every screenshot you send me, I reviewed all the links, and just to make people feel better I ran a full purge of the network resources. That was a real bitch to do so I am going to say this once and I would prefer to not repeat it. 

EyeFind has not been hacked. It is secure and your information is just as safe here as it is on any other website. If you're that paranoid that somebody is stealing your data or you're being spied on by the little green men from the Andromeda galaxy then maybe you're not cut out to be on the net. 

Now please stop bringing this up so we can get back to some actually good news. Red Tape was going to cover a case about a vigilante who has been going around gutting loan sharks but we had to do this instead. 

And I am still fucking pissed about it…

So everyone…please don’t make this a habit alright? Thank you

This is Dead Tap, signing out 

- Dead Tap