Okay lets keep this brief as I have a lot of preparation to do. I know all of you want to socialize and enjoy a big event but events like this cost money so we are offering a couple of methods for you to get into this event.
1. If you are a fixer affiliated with EyeFind then congrats, we have a ticket waiting for you at the door. No you don’t have a +1, we didn’t give you a chance to negotiate for that reason. It is a gift so enjoy it and make some friends inside.
2. If you have enough money to help sponsor the event, we will cut you a deal. 5,000 eddies up front. You can bring in up to 10 people with you and to all people sponsoring the event, you will have a time to meet with Frankie herself. No promises that you can get a word in but she will be in a room with you listening.
3. If you take care of any of the people who have been causing issues on our “shit list” I will just give you a ticket. Seriously.
Natasha Rumley, Age 34, Barista at Kasim in The Glen. You work Monday through Thursday from 6 AM to 4 PM, get a break on Friday and Saturday, then work those same hours on Sunday. Your home address is 140 Hanford street, Apartment 36D
Gus Coulson, Age 30, Unemployed. You had a nice job working construction until you tore your rotator cuff during an accident on the job which got you fired and then your insurance shorted you on the payment. Our website is not your payday. You live with your boyfriend at 340 Pajero Street, Apartment 22B
Scotty Nimick, Age 31, Illegal Braindance Vendor around the city. I made sure to report that you may have been behind on your city license payments by a few years and they have a warrant out for your arrest than people can claim right now. You live alone because your girlfriend found out you sell snuff for a living and now you're holding up in a cube hotel. Cube-A-Rama, Room 7.
If you can’t do any of those things, then don’t come begging at the front gate. Your not getting in choom
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