Okay Okay listen here choom, you are here for once reason and one reason alone. You have come lookin for the big man and let me tell ya, you found him. I am the real deal, shiny as fuck and thicc like a seal. The one and only Di-Am-Ond baby. I am the only man in Heywood with the god given right to clean up these hoes and make sure that the drugs stay out of the streets because isn’t that what it is all about? Keeping the streets clean and keeping the kids safe.

That is why is is my sacred D-U-T-Y to make sure all the drugs in Heywood are off the streets and kept in responsible hands which are of course, mine. I am here to rap up the situation on the streets and make this place shine like it is meant to be.

and if you hear anything from the Valentino fuckers, they just missing the light choom and there is better things coming than this. We just need a firm hand to pull a little divine intervention into these street rats?

Now bruise those knees, praise be and worship the shine baby!